SAWNEY HIGHLANDER!
Appearance
A very large muscular man with prominent ginger hair. A red plaid kilt, torn sleeves from his shirt to reveal his arms, a large mustache, and a balmoral bonnet with Saint Andrew's Cross embedded into it. He is always carrying around bagpipes.
Biography
"Aye mate! The name's Highlander, Sawney Highlander. Do you wanna buy land? Do you wanna buy land that you're able to do literally anything on? Well have no fear my (legally labeled) Law-Abiding Citizen! Land Ho has you covered for any sort of specification, and if you don't like what you got: You can take it to my complaints department:
My bare damn hands."
Sawney is the brawn CEO of Land Ho, a property company in which he claims land and resells it with a higher price. These usually include things like compounds or housing to allow that higher price, but sometimes he just resells shit for profit. Is this an illegal business practice? Not really. Does it work? Absolutely.
Overview
"HIGHLANDER!"
Age: 41
Height:
Gender: Man
Nationality: Pure-Blooded Scotsman
Sexuality: Lady-Kissing Straight
Occupation: CEO of Land Ho
Mark: Driven
Specifics
Sawney's wonderful bodily condition is completely natural, unlike every single Australian before him.
Sawney is very passionate about his musical talent with the bagpipes, and uses them when he can.
Trivia
Sawney is inspired by Saxton Hale from Team Fortress 2.
The name "Highlander" is based on the competitive category in Team Fortress 2 of the same name.